Uninformed Citizens.

All the humans in Heathcliff explain the goings-on of Heathcliff like an enabling parent on Intervention explains why their adult child is allowed to do drugs and play Dance Dance Revolution in their basement instead of getting a job. Here, a politician explains why a pack of feral cats is protesting outside the capitol.

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I don’t understand why neither politician just yells, “CATNIP IS LEGAL! YOU CAN BUY IT AT A PET STORE!” How is Heathcliff informed enough about the political process to protest but uniformed about the legality of catnip. Okay, you know what, I was briefly transported to the magical land of Westfinster and forgot how American politics actually are. Good grief.

Fun fact: there used to be a feral cat colony on Parliament Hill in Canada. It shut down in 2013. Perhaps, Westfinster is a Canadian town. Probably.

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Never Forget To Do Your Job.

On 9/11/11, we saw the only post 9/11/01 Heathcliff comic that was about the 9/11.

 

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That’s a nice sentiment but the first-responders in Heathcliff aren’t that heroic. They never do anything to stop Heathcliff’s crimes.

 

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Here, Heathcliff is stealing food and the two police officers don’t do anything. They’re just like, “Oh, cool, a cat on a bike.” Westfinster tax dollars at work, folks!  Yes, the town is called Westfinster.

Also, a cat stole a dog from a fire station without anyone noticing or protesting, including the dog. Dogs are dumb and Heathcliff is ridiculous. Never forget.