Team Pie.

Remember when I expressed my suspicions that Heathcliff wasn’t really that big a fan of cake and that he is really Team Pie?

The other day, Heathcliff tried to challenge some kids to a pie eating contest. 



Oh, so you’re telling me that a cat who flies a CAKE flag and “really likes cake” goes around challenging people to PIE eating contests. This is the definition of a false-flag operation, folks. Literally a false-flag. Heathcliff is “Agent Orange”. Benghazi? Heathcliff. Jesse Ventura, I have the documents you are looking for. 

I don’t know what I just wrote but I have a cold, so whatever. It probably makes more sense than Heathcliff generally does.

Say It Loud, Say It Proud.



There is a reoccurring theme in Heathcliff where someone explains Heathcliff’s weird behavior by saying, “He really likes…” Usually, it’s some asshole behavior they’re explaining but in this case, it’s cake. I don’t even think Heathcliff likes cake that much considering that he usually only robs the fish market, the butcher and the pizza shop. Plus, if he really cared about cake, he’d put more effort into his flag. I think Heathcliff is running a false-flag operation here. What’s he really up to? Who knows. Also, I’ll bet Heathcliff is really Team Pie.