Heathcliff, A Real American Cat, is always trying to pull himself up by his bootstraps. Granted, he subsists off the corporate welfare of enabling humans but whatever.
It’s almost Halloween and Heathcliff has a brilliant business plan!
1. Those are lemons. Before you call Heathcliff a dumbass, know that cats can’t see the color green. Those kids are assholes for not telling him that he’s been carving lemons. Then again, he’s an idiot for not knowing that lemons and limes smell and taste different.
2. Lemons/limes don’t really hold up when carved. And they REALLY won’t hold up once you put a tiny candle in them.
3. Heathcliff, for why?